Cadaverous and blackavized with dark eyes and long dark curls, I have a handsome countenance and an elegance of diction even when swearing.

I wear a large feathered hat, a red coat, and black knee breeches. My dress has somewhat aped the attire assoc...

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Pirates of Penzance – In The Pirates of Penzance, the young pirate apprentice Frederic is about to be freed from his inden...
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H.M.S. Pinafore – While the H.M.S Pinafore is anchored at Portsmouth, Little Buttercup, a bumboat woman, tries to sell...
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Mikado – Nanki-Poo has banished himself from the little town of Titipu because he is hopelessly in love with ...
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Captain, you vile puff of pig flatulence! In school, I also played a stunning Pirate King in the new Gilbert and Sullivan opera The Pirates of Penzance.

James Hook in a Gilbert and Sullivan opera written about meself, fool!