Songs from Avenue Q

Song List for Avenue Q (Click on a song's title to view full lyrics.)

Title	Sung By	Lyrics	iTunes Download	Buy Sheet Music
The Avenue Q Theme	Company	COMPANY The sun is shining, It's a lovely day, A perfect morning For a kid to play, But you're got lots Of bills to p...	Download Now	Go Now
What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?	Princeton	What do you do with a B.A. in English, What is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge, Have earned me th...	Download Now	Go Now
It Sucks to be Me	Brian, Kate Monster, Rod, Nicky, Christmas Eve, Gary Coleman and Princeton	KATE MONSTER Morning, Brian! BRIAN Hi, Kate Monster. KATE MONSTER How's life? BRIAN Disappoint...	Download Now	Go Now
If You Were Gay	Nicky and Rod	ROD Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could i...	Download Now	Go Now
Purpose	Princeton	PRINCETON PURPOSE, IT'S THAT LITTLE FLAME THAT LIGHTS A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS. PURPOSE, IT KEEPS YOU GOING STRONG ...	Download Now	Go Now
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist	Princeton, Kate Monster, Gary Coleman, Brian and Christmas Eve	Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster ...	Download Now	Go Now
The Internet is for Porn	Kate Monster, Trekkie Monster and The Guys	KATE The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For porn KATE I’ve got a fast connection so i don’...	Download Now	Go Now
Mix Tape	Kate Monster and Princeton	Kate Monster: Princeton. He likes me. I think he likes me. Does does he 'like me' like me, Like I like him? Wil...	Download Now	Go Now
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today	Brian	Brian: I'm not wearing underwear today, No im not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear	Download Now	Go Now
Special	Lucy the Slut	LUCY: I can make you feel special When it sucks to be you. I can make you feel special For an hour or two. Your life...	Download Now	Go Now
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)	Gary Coleman and Company	Bad Idea Bear #1: Take her home! Bad Idea Bear #2: She's wasted! Bad Idea Bears: Yaaay! Kate Monste...	Download Now	Go Now
Fantasies Come True	Rod, Kate Monster, Nicky and Princeton	ROD It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake? NICKY Ah, is that a unicorn? ROD Ugh, he's talking in his sle...	Download Now	Go Now
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada	Rod	ROD Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you c...	Download Now	Go Now
There's a Fine, Fine Line	Kate Monster	Kate Monster: There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend; There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend; And you...	Download Now	Go Now
There is Life Outside Your Apartment	Brian & Company	Brian: Princeton! Princeton: Yeah. Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody’s seen ya for two weeks. What&rsqu...	Download Now	Go Now
The More You Ruv Someone	Christmas Eve and Kate Monster	Kate Monster: Why can’t people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve: You think getting along same...	Download Now	Go Now
Schadenfreude	Gary Coleman and Nicky	GARY COLEMAN: Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy NICKY: I'll say. GARY COLEMAN: And when...	Download Now	Go Now
I Wish I Could Go Back To College	Kate Monster, Nicky and Princeton	KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. NICKY: What would I give to go back and l...	Download Now	Go Now
The Money Song	Nicky, Princeton, Gary Coleman and Company	Nicky: Help the homeless! Help the homeless! Ooh! Hey Princeton! Give me a quarter! Here in my hat! Come on, Pr...	Download Now	Go Now