One Man, Two Guvnors

I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen?

Francis Henshall

One Man, Two Guvnors

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Act One, Scene Two
Time & Place
Brighton, England, 1960s
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Monologue Context

Francis has just received a second job and is amazed with his achievements. He is now separately

Monologue Text

I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen? You got to concentrate ain’t ya, with two jobs. Kaw! I can do it, long as I don’t get confused. But I get confused easily. I don’t get confused that easily. Yes I do. I’m my own worst enemy. Stop being negative. I’m not being negative. I’m being realistic. I’ll screw it up. I always do. Who screws it up? You, you’re the role model for village idiots everywhere. Me?! You’re nothing without me. You’re the cock up! Don’t call me a cock up, you cock up! (He slaps himself.) You slapped me!? Yeah, I did. And I’m glad I did. (He punches himself back.) That hurt. Good. You started it. (A fight breaks out, where he ends up on the floor, and going over tables.)



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