Bye Bye Birdie

"Don't 'but - Albert' me, Rose! You are

Albert Peterson

Bye Bye Birdie

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"Don't 'but - Albert' me, Rose! You are merely woman. I am man! Woman's job is to obey and keep the house clean! And speak only when she is spoke to! And my first command, woman, is for you to get our bags and be down at the station by six-thirty tomorrow morning...when I intend to be there with Conrad! And I further command you to bring whatever legal documents are necessary because I intend on making you Mrs. Albert Peterson by 2400 hours tomorrow! Roger, over, and out! ...Rose, did I mention I loved you?"




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