Comedic Monologues for Women

Even or odd, of all days in the year, Come Lammas Eve at...

Nurse

Romeo and Juliet

Monica: Dang! Why’d you have to mention funnel cakes? A suga...

Monica

The Sexton and the Sod

• haunted house
• employees
• bored
• frustrated
• hungry
• vindictive

Guess where I’m goin’? Jane’s booked a taxi to take us to th...

Shirley Valentine

Shirley Valentine

• scouse accent
• english
• english accent
• housewife
• holiday
• nervous
• excited
• big decision
• jittery

There is the universe, created by God. Eve ate the apple, ma...

Sister Mary Ignatius

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

• irate
• reasoning
• explanation
• fury
• dark comedy
• sarcastic
• comedic

(reads) Are you ever sorry you became a nun? I am never sorr...

Sister Mary Ignatius

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

• funny
• annoyed
• explaining
• condescending
• patronizing
• earnest
• ecstatic
• sad
• deadpan

Welcome to the first podcast entry of my diary, updated dail...

Diwata

Speech and Debate

• comedic
• melodramatic
• bitter
• sarcastic
• musical
• musical theatre
• teenage
• highs chool
• drama class
• teacher

(_Leda enters with vibrant energy, guitar on her back, dress...

Leda

stretchmarks

• artist
• sassy
• comedic
• artsy
• young woman
• motherhood

Annie: (_startles and wakes, and speaks to audience_) Sor...

Annie

stretchmarks

• young mother
• motherhood
• new mothers
• young woman
• sleep
• baby advice
• comedic

Good God, here we go again. I can’t sleep. Like last night a...

Victoria Ravenscroft

Stupid Old Cow

• english accent
• scouse accent
• decision
• moaning
• secret
• birthday
• wife
• family
• new work
• contemporary

Neil! Come on! (_to audience_) Only minutes to go now. Like...

Victoria Ravenscroft

Stupid Old Cow

• english accent
• scouse accent
• mother
• wife
• family
• nervous
• waiting
• new work
• contemporary
• reassurance
• adoption