ROBBIE
I wrote a song six years ago
While playing in a wedding band
The word got out and suddenly
The band and I are in demand<...

(Spoken)
JULIA
Did you see the bride?
She looks so perfect.

HOLLY
I know. Don’t you hate her?

JULIA...

Linda:

To my dearest Robbie,
I think we need some space.
Please excuse my timing
dot-dot-dot, smiley face.

You...

Holly:
EVERY FIVE SECONDS
A GIRL GETS ENGAGED
ACCORDING TO COSMO'S
LATEST QUIZ.
SO EVERY FIVE SECONDS
YOU GET ONE MO...

ROBBIE
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you reed me, too
I can...

LINDA
To my dearest Robbie
I think we need some space
Please forgive my timing
Dot dot dot, smiley face

I woke up th...

ROBBIE
I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on ...

JULIA
So tonight you made some mistakes
I admit it, you hit a few bumps
But I hate to see you like this
Down on your luck, down...

ROBBIE:
THERE'S A GIFT FROM EVERY GUEST

ROBBIE & BAND:
TODAY YOU ARE A MAN

ROBBIE:
THE COCKTAIL FRANKS HAV...

George:
Oh, oo hoo,
Baruch atah
adonai eloheinu
melech ha'olam.

Oh, shehecheyanu
v'kiy'manu
v'higyanu

Clerk [Spoken]:
Now, kids, couples always argue when they come here to register.
My advice is, be very careful..

Clerk:
...

HOLLY
When the weekend rolls around I hound the hottest spots
My favorite club'll
Always double
All my vodka shots
Got my ...

Glen:
There's a big shiny future
You've been dying to buy
Better start power lunching
In your power tie
You can't wait for...

JULIA
Someday when it's me
I'll hope our love was meant to be
Not one single complication
Or cause for hesitation

So...

HOLLY
Everytime you see his face you get annoyed,
And if ignorance is bliss, he's overjoyed.
And can we talk about that stuff he cal...

SAMMY
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you do jello shooters

GUYS
Jello

SAMMY
No...

ROBBIE
Standing here underneath your window
Searching for some kind of sign
Every move, every tiny gesture
Only proves you're n...

LINDA:
I KNOW I KIND OK WENT OUT WITH A BANG
WHEN I DUMPED YOU OUT OF THE BLUE
BUT MY HEART'S JUST LIKE A BOOMERANG
IT CA...

[Rosie]
i'm now going to read a poem that i wrote for my husband,
on this our very special day.

[Robbie]
And i wonder if...

GEORGE
(spoken)
Mrs. Hart, um, it seems we've lost half our band for the party. This is awkward.

ROSIE
George, I think I ...

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll ...

[sammy]
He wrote a song six years ago while playing in a wedding band

[george]
The word got out and suddenly his band was supe...