[SEYMOUR]
I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt.
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt.
I'm beggin' you s...

I know Seymour's the greatest
But I'm dating a semi-sadist
So I've got a black eye
And my arm's in a cast.
Still, that Seymour'...

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun

[MUSHNIK]
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
adopted boy?
(I never liked him much before,<...

[AUDREY II]
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed...

Lift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morn...

[AUDREY II]
He's got your number now
He knows just what you've done
You got no place to hide
you got nowhere to run
He kno...

SEYMOUR]
Now, do it now
While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor
The timing's ideal and the moment is super
To ready and...

[SEYMOUR, AUDREY, MUSHNIK]
We're closed for renovation
For spiffing-up and grooming
'Cause customers are flocking
And business ...

Lift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morn...

[AUDREY II]
He's got your number now
He knows just what you've done
You got no place to hide
you got nowhere to run
He kno...

[Bernstein]
Hey Seymour Krelborn, you prince you
My name is Bernstein, I'm with N.B.C.
I came down here to convince you
To do a...

[AUDREY]
I couldn't sleep
I took a Sominex
But voices in my head kept saying
Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour
I drank some t...

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