West Side Story

All right, boys and girls! Attention, pl...

Glad Hand

West Side Story

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Basics


Character
Gender
Male
Age Range
Adult
Style
Comedic
Play Setting
high school gym
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Musical

Monologue Context

Glad Hand is a meek school principal trying to negotiate between two warring gangs, the Jets and...



Monologue Text

All right, boys and girls! Attention, please! Attention! Thank you. It sure is fine turnout tonight. We want to make friends here, so we're going to have a few get-together dances. You form two circles: boys on the outside and girls on the inside.

All right. Now when the music stops, each boy dances with whichever girl is opposite. O.K.? O.K. Two circles, kids. Well, it won't hurt you to try.