TESMAN. Fancy, A...
- See more scenes from
- Henrik Ibsen
- : 1
- : 1
- Mature Adult
George has just returned from his honeymoon and his aunt, Miss. Tesman, has come to visit him and
TESMAN. Fancy, Auntie—I had the whole of that portmanteau chock full of copies of the documents. You wouldn't believe how much I have picked up from all the archives I have been examining—curious old details that no one has had any idea of—
MISS TESMAN. Yes, you don't seem to have wasted your time on your wedding trip, George.
TESMAN. No, that I haven't. But do take off your bonnet, Auntie. Look here! Let me untie the strings—eh?
MISS TESMAN. [While he does so.] Well well—this is just as if you were still at home with us.
TESMAN. [With the bonnet in his hand, looks at it from all sides.] Why, what a gorgeous bonnet you've been investing in!
MISS TESMAN. I bought it on Hedda's account.
TESMAN. On Hedda's account? Eh?
MISS TESMAN. Yes, so that Hedda needn't be ashamed of me if we happened to go out together.
TESMAN. [Patting her cheek.] You always think of everything, Aunt Julia. [Lays the bonnet on a chair beside the table.] And now, look here—suppose we sit comfortably on the sofa and have a little chat, till Hedda comes. [They seat themselves. She places her parasol in the corner of the sofa.]
MISS TESMAN. [Takes both his hands and looks at him.] What a delight it is to have you again, as large as life, before my very eyes, George! My George—my poor brother's own boy!
TESMAN. And it's a delight for me, too, to see you again, Aunt Julia! You, who have been father and mother in one to me.
MISS TESMAN. Oh yes, I know you will always keep a place in your heart for your old aunts.
TESMAN. And what about Aunt Rina? No improvement—eh?
MISS TESMAN. Oh, no—we can scarcely look for any improvement in her case, poor thing. There she lies, helpless, as she has lain for all these years. But heaven grant I may not lose her yet awhile! For if I did, I don't know what I should make of my life, George—especially now that I haven't you to look after any more.
TESMAN. [Patting her back.] There there there—!
MISS TESMAN. [Suddenly changing her tone.] And to think that here are you a married man, George!—And that you should be the one to carry off Hedda Gabler —the beautiful Hedda Gabler! Only think of it—she, that was so beset with admirers!
TESMAN. [Hums a little and smiles complacently.] Yes, I fancy I have several good friends about town who would like to stand in my shoes—eh?
MISS TESMAN. And then this fine long wedding-tour you have had! More than five— nearly six months—
TESMAN. Well, for me it has been a sort of tour of research as well. I have had to do so much grubbing among old records—and to read no end of books too, Auntie.
MISS TESMAN. Oh yes, I suppose so. [More confidentially, and lowering her voice a little.] But listen now, George,—have you nothing—nothing special to tell me?
TESMAN. As to our journey?
MISS TESMAN. Yes.
TESMAN. No, I don't know of anything except what I have told you in my letters. I had a doctor's degree conferred on me—but that I told you yesterday.
MISS TESMAN. Yes, yes, you did. But what I mean is—haven't you any—any— expectations—?
MISS TESMAN. Why you know, George—I'm your old auntie!
TESMAN. Why, of course I have expectations.
MISS TESMAN. Ah!
TESMAN. I have every expectation of being a professor one of these days.
MISS TESMAN. Oh yes, a professor—
TESMAN. Indeed, I may say I am certain of it. But my dear Auntie—you know all about that already!
MISS TESMAN. [Laughing to herself.] Yes, of course I do. You are quite right there. [Changing the subject.] But we were talking about your journey. It must have cost a great deal of money, George?
TESMAN. Well, you see—my handsome travelling-scholarship went a good way.
MISS TESMAN. But I can't understand how you can have made it go far enough for two.
TESMAN. No, that's not easy to understand—eh?
MISS TESMAN. And especially travelling with a lady—they tell me that makes it ever so much more expensive.
TESMAN. Yes, of course—it makes it a little more expensive. But Hedda had to have this trip, Auntie! She really had to. Nothing else would have done.
MISS TESMAN. No no, I suppose not. A wedding-tour seems to be quite indispensable nowadays.—But tell me now—have you gone thoroughly over the house yet?
TESMAN. Yes, you may be sure I have. I have been afoot ever since daylight.
MISS TESMAN. And what do you think of it all?
TESMAN. I'm delighted! Quite delighted! Only I can't think what we are to do with the two empty rooms between this inner parlour and Hedda's bedroom.
MISS TESMAN. [Laughing.] Oh my dear George, I daresay you may find some use for them—in the course of time.
TESMAN. Why of course you are quite right, Aunt Julia! You mean as my library increases—eh?
MISS TESMAN. Yes, quite so, my dear boy. It was your library I was thinking of.
TESMAN. I am specially pleased on Hedda's account. Often and often, before we were engaged, she said that she would never care to live anywhere but in Secretary Falk's villa.(2)
MISS TESMAN. Yes, it was lucky that this very house should come into the market, just after you had started.
TESMAN. Yes, Aunt Julia, the luck was on our side, wasn't it—eh?
MISS TESMAN. But the expense, my dear George! You will find it very expensive, all this.
TESMAN. [Looks at her, a little cast down.] Yes, I suppose I shall, Aunt!
MISS TESMAN. Oh, frightfully!
TESMAN. How much do you think? In round numbers?—Eh?
MISS TESMAN. Oh, I can't even guess until all the accounts come in.
TESMAN. Well, fortunately, Judge Brack has secured the most favourable terms for me, so he said in a letter to Hedda.
MISS TESMAN. Yes, don't be uneasy, my dear boy.—Besides, I have given security for the furniture and all the carpets.
TESMAN. Security? You? My dear Aunt Julia—what sort of security could you give?
MISS TESMAN. I have given a mortgage on our annuity.
TESMAN. [Jumps up.] What! On your—and Aunt Rina's annuity!
MISS TESMAN. Yes, I knew of no other plan, you see.
TESMAN. [Placing himself before her.] Have you gone out of your senses, Auntie? Your annuity—it's all that you and Aunt Rina have to live upon.
MISS TESMAN. Well well—don't get so excited about it. It's only a matter of form you know—Judge Brack assured me of that. It was he that was kind enough to arrange the whole affair for me. A mere matter of form, he said.
TESMAN. Yes, that may be all very well. But nevertheless—
MISS TESMAN. You will have your own salary to depend upon now. And, good heavens, even if we did have to pay up a little—! To eke things out a bit at the start—! Why, it would be nothing but a pleasure to us.
TESMAN. Oh Auntie—will you never be tired of making sacrifices for me!
MISS TESMAN. [Rises and lays her hand on his shoulders.] Have I any other happiness in this world except to smooth your way for you, my dear boy. You, who have had neither father nor mother to depend on. And now we have reached the goal, George! Things have looked black enough for us, sometimes; but, thank heaven, now you have nothing to fear.
TESMAN. Yes, it is really marvellous how every thing has turned out for the best.
MISS TESMAN. And the people who opposed you—who wanted to bar the way for you— now you have them at your feet. They have fallen, George. Your most dangerous rival—his fall was the worst.—And now he has to lie on the bed he has made for himself—poor misguided creature.
TESMAN. Have you heard anything of Eilert? Since I went away, I mean.
MISS TESMAN. Only that he is said to have published a new book.
TESMAN. What! Eilert Lovborg! Recently—eh?
MISS TESMAN. Yes, so they say. Heaven knows whether it can be worth anything! Ah, when your new book appears—that will be another story, George! What is it to be about?
TESMAN. It will deal with the domestic industries of Brabant during the Middle Ages.
MISS TESMAN. Fancy—to be able to write on such a subject as that!
TESMAN. However, it may be some time before the book is ready. I have all these collections to arrange first, you see.
MISS TESMAN. Yes, collecting and arranging—no one can beat you at that. There you are my poor brother's own son.
TESMAN. I am looking forward eagerly to setting to work at it; especially now that I have my own delightful home to work in.
MISS TESMAN. And, most of all, now that you have got the wife of your heart, my dear George.
TESMAN. [Embracing her.] Oh yes, yes, Aunt Julia! Hedda—she is the best part of it all! I believe I hear her coming—eh?
Ibsen, Henrik. Hedda Gabler [For full play text, see Project Gutenberg: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/4093/4093-h/4093-h.htm]
All scenes are property and copyright of their owners. Scenes are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only.