PAM: (holding a stuffed animal prize) Wh...

Mating Dance of the Werewolf

Abby Pam

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PAM: (holding a stuffed animal prize) When we have the applicants write sample answers to questions we get about this cereal or that? – your answers! – I mean, they need a little editing for style…but other than that, they capture something. (dabs at her nose with one of the stuffed animal, then:) You know what's going to happen, don't you? We're going to leave here just like I did last year. He won a bunch of stuffed animals hurling little sacks at fuzzy monster things. (wiping her nose again with a stuffed animal) Oh, God, my nose just won't quit!

ABBY: Allergies?

PAM: Mm. Dogs.

(Abby absorbs that but avoids reacting.)

PAM: But I'm not going to make the mistake I did then. Calling him my hero with beanbags. Allen thinks everything is about his testicles.

ABBY: Are my letters

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