Luther: No? What do you do, bundle mortg...

The Christmas Angel of Marfa, TX

Luther Craig

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Luther: No? What do you do, bundle mortgages? Hostile takeovers?

Craig: No, I’m in the cookie sector. You know “Love You Lemons?” “Brown Sugars?” That’s me.

Luther: You work for Grandma Daisy?

Craig: I am Grandma Daisy.

Luther: You’re pulling my leg.

Craig: I’m not. (extending his hand) Craig Heath, CEO.

Luther hugs him.

Craig: (cont’d) Oh…

Luther kisses Craig on both cheeks.

Luther: Why didn’t you say so? Grandma Daisy!

Craig: I… didn’t know you were such a fan…

Luther: Fan? You saved my life! When mine left me? Last year? I ate box after box of those things. Who is the old broad on the outside? Your Mother?

Craig: Nobody. Just a drawing. I was going to go with a photo of my mother, but she tested unsympathetic with focus groups.

Luther: That’s cold, man.

Craig: No, they were right.

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