_We can barely see Tim in the low light....

Singin' I'm No A Billy He's a Tim

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_We can barely see Tim in the low light. He starts singing low and falls away into a snoring sleep. _

Tim: For it’s a grand old team to play for – sure it’s a grand old team to know – for if - you know – the history – it’s enough to make your heart grow oh oh f#%k the zombies we don’t care what the animals say – what the hell do we care – for we only know that there’s going to be a show and the Glasgow Celtic will be there…

By now Tim is snoring loudly. The official buzzer goes. We hear a heavy prison door swing open.

Harry: Step this way madam.

Harry approaches with Billy, 25, Rangers fan. Billy is angry.

Billy: That Judge is a f#%kin maniac! (They come into the cell Billy is wearing a red white and blue jesters hat) Been snortin too much coke.

Harry: Calm down

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