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Pizza With Shrimp on Top

Stuart Lisa

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LISA: Can you tell me where the kitchen is?

STUART: Uh-uh.

LISA: What?

STUART: There is no kitchen.

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LISA: Look, I overdosed on Advil, not a drill. Why does everybody have to lie?! (Beat.) I am so depressed. Do you have like a tissue or something?

STUART: You can’t cry here for more than life thirty seconds. Your eyes go dry and they burn like someone’s usin’ your pupils for ashtrays.

For full extended scene, refer to the script edition cited here: Aaron Levy, Pizza With Shrimp on Top, Dramatic Publishing, 2006, pp. 14-16.

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