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Sorry, Santa, I was busy rearranging the...

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The Santa Interviews

Wade Bradford

Monologue Overview

Character
Gender
Male
Playing Age
Early Teen, Late Teen, Child
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1
Time & Place
The North Pole
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)

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Context

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Sorry, Santa, I was busy rearranging the reindeer so that Comet and Cupid wouldn't fight over Vixen. I gave them all an apple, and that seemed to calm things down. Then, I had to wring out the mop and re-freeze Frosty the Snowman, and after that it took a while to explain why Prancer ate his carrot, so I lent him a turnip for a nose. Oh, and I also had to give that tall elf proper directions back to Middle Earth, they had made a wrong turn in Narnia. And then just now, on my way in, I stopped a small child from whipping an old man.

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