(ROSEMARY slips into the home of ENID BE...

(ROSEMARY slips into the home of ENID BEAUCOUP and her sister MARCY BEAUMONT)

Hello.

(She discovers:)

Oh, the door's open.

(She enters the room -- in awe. She is holding MARCY's scarf -- which she has found outside the house on her daily tour)

Couldn't you just die! The childhood home of Mossy Beaumont and what's-her-name... And now, I -- Vosemavie Clinger, a taw guide fvom Queens -- am in the inner sanctum. Yes, to veturn one of Mossy's famous monogrammed mauve scarfs. What a lucky bveeze it was that blew this (Relishing the scarf) in my face. Now where's Mossy?

(She starts looking for MARCY, then stops)

Mossy .... Mossy ... Oh wow!

(She sees a prop guillotine)

I vecognize that guillotine! It's fvom a movie, umm, ESTELLE OF TWO CITIES-- loosely based on Dickens. Vevy, vevy nice.

(She moves on, seeing a fedora which was once worn by ENID)

Wait a second! That fedova. What's-her-name wore this when she played Sadie Thompson in VAIN! (i.e. “RAIN.”)

(Moving on)

And look! A pvop tvunk. With fake magenta eyeballs.

(She opens the trunk and finds the weapons inside)

What a weird collection!