I am in a room, and suddenly I am very s...

The Real Machiavelli

Niccolo Machiavelli

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I am in a room, and suddenly I am very small, like an ant. And Guiliano de Medici strides in like a giant. At first, he pets me like a dog, and I fetch his slippers for him. Then, I see that parts of my body are starting to fall off, as if I had leprosy. I grab these parts of my body, and try to stitch them back onto my body with needle and thread, but find that I can only stitch them together with each other, so in the end, these parts of me are all of a piece, connected to each other but not connected to me, and then my hands fall off and I can no longer sew. And the last thing to fall from me is my manly member, and I cannot even pick it up, as I no longer have any hands.

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