The Feral Hipster is the type of scavenger endemic to disaster areas
Come on, Chuckopolous, be a pal! I’ve been having a tough time! First, I lost my job as VP of Marketing at Sony, and now this?! I ought to file a complaint with the President of CVS, who happens to be a good friend of me, and my father! You could lose your job! So how about you give it to me for free, eh, Chuckles the Juggling Clown?
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