Jake.. like I said I ain’t too good at t...

Jake.. like I said I ain’t too good at this.. I’m goin’ home. I’m gonna’ do a big load of laundry so that my clothes are actually clean and not just dorm room febreze’d. I’m gonna’ tell mom and dad everything’s good at school ‘cuz it is, for the most part. I ain’t gonna’ tell ‘em how I knocked a frat boy’s canine out and luckily he was too drunk to remember. I’d like it if you were around. Mom’s cooking up my favorite.. Beef stroganoff with mushrooms and BBQ sauce. Hell.. they may not even bring up the mailbox until tomorrow.. But hey. Maybe I can just run a plate up to you here.. Might be a little late though. I figure I’ll just leave you an’ Tom. But if you want a lift back just run a little bit to catch up to me. I’m parked pretty far down

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