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It’s no good you going on. I can’t open...

Dotty Otley

Noises Off

Michael Frayn

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Character
Gender
Female
Playing Age
Mature Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act One, Scene One
Time & Place
At a play rehearsal, late at night
Length
Medium
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)

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It’s no good you going on. I can’t open sardines and answer the phone. I’ve only got one pair of feet. Hello…. Yes, but there’s no one here, love…. No, Mr. Brent’s not here...
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No, they’re not in Spain, they’re next to the phone in the study. Squire, Squire, Hackham, and hold on, I’ll go and look. Always the same, isn’t it. Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head.

Frayn, Michael. Noises Off. Samuel French, 2004. p 12.

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