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START: Lorraine? Mr. Nash. Let me have Miss McCormack, please.
(SAM looks at himself in the closet mirror)
... Well, that kills my barber's appointment today. Oh, could I use five minutes under the sun lamp.
(Into the phone. KAREN begins to sing in the bathroom)
Miss McCormack? Did Henderson call? ... Did he send the contracts?
[... …]
END: Hold it.
(He writes on the pad)
One seventy-five up to three and a quarter …
(He stops writing and looks at KAREN)
That's a lipstick.
Neil Simon, “The Plaza Suite”, The Collected Plays of Neil Simon Vol. 1, pp.503.
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