I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen?...

One Man, Two Guvnors

Francis Henshall

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I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen? You got to concentrate ain’t ya, with two jobs. Kaw! I can do it, long as I don’t get confused.

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You slapped me!? Yeah, I did. And I’m glad I did. (He punches himself back.) That hurt. Good. You started it. (A fight breaks out, where he ends up on the floor, and going over tables.)

For full monologue, see video clips and full script cited here: Richard Bean. One Man, Two Guvnors. London: Oberon Books, 2011. pp.27-8.

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