Reverend Ian MacDougal – an evil, bigoted priest in his 70s based in
Oh, heavenly father,
if you are there, I hope
you hear my prayer soon.
Our nation is being taken over,
with each passing day,
by atheists, radical socialists,
and homosexuals alike.
We are being led by a fraud that
rejects your very existence. Our culture,
which has preserved our community and
our devotion to your word, is fading.
Virtual technology is
blurring the lines between what exists
in man’s mind, and what truly is
Robotic beings created by
the radicals non-believers are
constantly taking the jobs of those of us
is small-towns outside the country,
leaving us to starve as our crops and plants die out,
and too many of our homes remain damaged
by the storms and floods
that come our way each year.
Even the very concept
of man and woman seems to be fading,
with each passing year.
Please, I hope you will
soon deliver us from these forces of Satan.
Please show them your wrath.
Help show us the way.
Give us a sign.
Anything at all.
Please, father in Heaven,
deliver us from evil.
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