The Interstellar Rockefeller is an intergalactic real estate
You've had over a hundred-thousand years to figure out what a great place it is. but look how you treat it! Wars, overpopulation, rampant inconsideration for your fellow man, murder, robbery, obsession with violence and death, and execrable pollution. Worse yet, most of you treat it as a mere stopover on the way to a better place after you're dead. Now, I ask you, who in the universe wouldn't want it back!
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