"Have it your way, have it your way." Yo...

Assassins

Samuel Byck

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"Have it your way, have it your way." You know what my way is? Hot. How 'bout a hamburger that's fuckin' hot!? (shouting) DON'T BLAME ME, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS! Dick! You still there babe? Sorry about that. Ten miles from the airport, I'm startin' to lose it here. Stay with me baby, talk me down.

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Mommy, Daddy, Sammy had a nightmare." And then Daddy comes and takes me in his arms and says, "It's okay Sammy, Daddy's here. I love you kid. Your Mommy doesn't, but I do." And then Mommy comes and holds me tight and says, "I gotcha bubula. I'm here for you. Your daddy isn't, but I am." And then where are we? Who do we believe? Who do we trust? What do we do? We do the only thing we can do. We kill the President.

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