Jenny is an assistant to Daniel Weisinger, a famous and powerful
Start: I’m sorry I’m so wasted. I have three hours off until I have to be back at the office and I’m gonna savor every second of it. I’m gonna be rip-roaring drunk for every moment until 6 a.m.
End: Watch me. (Jenny starts tap dancing.) Did it! Wow! (She dances drunkenly without skill.) I’M THE BEST! HEY DANIEL! F#$K YOU! (She begins tap dancing with surprising skill. She gets faster and more stylish. Her arms accentuate her footwork. She does a series of complicated and difficult steps. She dances furiously. Her dance destroys the office.)
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Headland, Leslye. Assistance. Dramatist’s Play Service, New York, NY. 2013.
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