Jenny is an assistant to Daniel Weisinger, a famous and powerful business mogul,
Start: I’m sorry I’m so wasted. I have three hours off until I have to be back at the office and I’m gonna savor every second of it. I’m gonna be rip-roaring drunk for every moment until 6 a.m.
End: Watch me. (Jenny starts tap dancing.) Did it! Wow! (She dances drunkenly without skill.) I’M THE BEST! HEY DANIEL! FUCK YOU! (She begins tap dancing with surprising skill. She gets faster and more stylish. Her arms accentuate her footwork. She She does a series of complicated and difficult steps. She dances furiously. Her dance destroys the office.)
For full text, see:
Headland, Leslye. Assistance. Dramatist’s Play Service, New York, NY. 2013.