What a hideous trip I had. First class...

A Slice of the Blarney

Arlene O'Leary

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What a hideous trip I had. First class was oversold, so I had to sit in coach. And if they think just reimbursing me for the difference between a first-class ticket and a coach ticket is going to pacify me, they're sadly mistaken. They're also going to pay me back the $5.00 I spent to watch that stupid movie, and the $32.00 it cost me to drink my way across the country. It was the only way I could survive sitting next to that horrible screaming baby! And don't even get me started on the food!

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