The Prince of Wales! Oh! What wouldn't I...

Fourteen

Mrs. Pringle

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The Prince of Wales! Oh! What wouldn't I give to have the Prince of Wales in my house! New York has lost its heart to him. I was just telling Mr. Farnsworth yesterday that I'd give anything to have the Prince here. I would establish my social position for life! And I've such a reputation for being a wonderful hostess. (The telephone rings) Dear me! -- the phone -- Hello -- Mrs. Sedgwick -- Yes -- this is Mrs. Pringle -- What? No -- Oh! Caught in a snow drift -- can't get another car? (She puts her hand over the telephone and speaks delightedly to ELAINE) Good! The widow can't come -- that leaves us twelve -- remove two plates, Dunham. (Mrs. Pringle continues into the phone) Oh! That's a shame! I'm heartbroken. Oh! My dear, how can we get along without you! But have you really tried? Oh, I'm reduced to tears. Good-bye, dear. (She hangs up the receiver and then picks it up again) Well, I'm glad she dropped out -- Central -- give me Lakeview 5971 -- Dunham, with two less, you can save two cocktails and at least four glasses of champagne. (Into the telephone) Has Mr. Morgan come in yet? Well, don't give him the message I telephoned before about crossing the street to Mrs. Pringle's for dinner. It's too late -- you understand? (She hangs up the receiver) Well, anyway, I've invited Clem, returned my indebtedness and saved my champagne besides.

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