Start: I can’t breathe. I can’t catch m...

Laughter on the 23rd Floor

Ira Stone

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Start: I can’t breathe. I can’t catch my breath. I think it’s a heart attack. It could be a stroke. Don’t panic, just do what I tell you.

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End: This could be it, I swear to God. Why are you just sitting there? What the hell are you waiting for?

For full extended monologue, please refer to clips or the script edition cited here: Neil Simon, Laughter on the 23rd Floor, Simon and Schuster Paperbacks , 2005, pp. 260-261.

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