Oscar is in the middle of doling out some tough love to his friend,
Start: How can I help you when I can’t help myself? You think you’re impossible to live with? Blanch used to say, “What time do you want dinner?”
End: I took her to see the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game, where she got hit with a puck. And I still can't understand why she left me. That’s how impossible I am!
For full monologue, see:
Simon, Neil. The Odd Couple. Samuel French, London, 1966, p.36.
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