And HEEEEEEEERE comes the Jumping Spider...

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And HEEEEEEEERE comes the Jumping Spiders’ mascot, Fangus McDougal! Ol’ Fangus is rounding the bases and ain’t he fast with his 8 legs, Folks! Look at him go! And fans, he better hurry because HEEEEEEEEERE are your FRANKLIN FIELD MICE! (applause) They’re being led on the field by everybody’s favorite rodent, the biggest field mouse you’ve ever seen, SIR BITES-A-LOT! GOOD GOLLY! He’s out to get Ol’ Fangus! And THEEEEEEEEERE it is! Look at ‘em rock and roll! Sir Bitey’s got that jumpin’ spider all balled up in his own web at third, folks! HEEEEEEEE’S OUTTA HERE! Guess it takes more than 8 legs to get the better of a FRANKLIN FIELD MOUSE! (applause) What’s this just coming in? Fans, looks like we’ve got a substitution tonight-

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