Florence has just separated from her husband and is in the midst of
Start: I knew something was coming, Olive. I knew we were in trouble. In the middle of the night, I’d tiptoe into the bathroom and I would pray…
End: I’m married to a five-foot-three-inch man with an oversized toupee and boots up to his knees who walks around saying “Da,” and he walks out on ME???
Simon, Neil. The Collected Plays of Neil Simon: Volume 3. Random House Inc., 1991. Pp. 411-412.
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