Go! Go find your boyfriend. He's good en...

Go! Go find your boyfriend. He's good enough, right? So you both graduate, not because you particularly wanted an education, but because that's what you do. Move in with him, somewhere sensible. Urban, but not too expensive. Denver. Minneapolis. Talk about going abroad for a year, but don't. Get a job, just "for now." Get married. Have kids who play soccer. Get excited about sweater weather. Instagram the first leaves of autumn. And the next autumn. And the next fifty autumns. And then you're seventy, and you never did anything in your entire life that was not wholly average.