Auntie Mame lost all of her money in the stock market crash, and so
Start: Auntie Mame: Widdicombe, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman, and Black - good morning. One moment, I’ll connect you with Mr. Gutterman.
End: Hello? Oh, hello, Mr. Black. Long time no hear. What? What’s that? Tired? No, I’m not tired. Fired? Whyyyyyyy??????
Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, Auntie Mame. Dramatists Play Service, pp. 44-45.
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