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I’m sorry, but a good HALF of the United...

Janet

The West Wing

Jenny Kirlin

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Character
Gender
Female
Playing Age
Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1
Time & Place
An empty room in the White House, America, present day
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)

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I’m sorry, but a good HALF of the United States hates pigeons. One third shoots them for game. I’m not the only bad guy here. You would have voted for an elephant if it had told you it could fix the economy. Which, by the way, is still not fixed. A giant goose egg. [...] I’m sorry if I am offending you, but I find it more than a little offensive that I just walked my daughter past a portrait of a pigeon in the National Art Gallery before I came here.

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