Luther has been commissioned to produce a Christmas tree sculpture
Well. I’m sorry, Craig, but I’m already on thin ice here. They want a traditional tree ceremony. Which is difficult to pull off when your tree is made outta salvaged parts from an abandoned amusement park. You know how many permits I had to get to stick a kid in aluminum angel wings on top of that thing? We’ve already picked a sweet little girl who wrote a very nice essay and also happens to be the daughter of the Chief of Police. I don’t think he’d appreciate her being bumped for an Insurance bigwig from Minnesota.
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