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Spy Actually: A Bi-Polar Express

Don’t you miss the old days? I get a mis...

Overview

Character
Gender
Male
Playing Age
Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1
Time & Place
The roof of a moving train, Switzerland
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)

Context

Text

Don’t you miss the old days? I get a mission. “Kill the Prime Minister’s son.” You get a mission. Stop Sylvestro. Sometimes I win. Sometimes you win. You win more often, granted, but when I win, I’m front page news. Nobody even knows you exist! Now if I get a job to kill the Prime Minister’s son, he’s dead by sun-up. Where’s the challenge? Where’s the excitement?

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