Mrs. Agnes Popowich is an elderly East European crusty, cranky
We’re finally here? Perfect. HIYAH! (Agnes raises her walker over her head, slamming it on the biker’s helmet stunning him. She gives him an elbow to the stomach and he doubles over. She gets him in a headlock.) I vasn’t going to valk all de vay over here so I got dis nice gentleman to bring me. (She punches him again and he lands on the bench.) Sheriff, vould you like to take care of dis garbage?
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