We’re finally here? Perfect. HIYAH! (Agn...
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Character
Gender
Female
Playing Age
Mature Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 3
Time & Place
A small, rural Town Office on a weekday morning, 1980s
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
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Context
Mrs. Agnes Popowich is an elderly East European
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We’re finally here? Perfect. HIYAH! (Agnes raises her walker over her head, slamming it on the biker’s helmet stunning him. She gives him an elbow to the stomach and he doubles over. She gets him in a headlock.) I vasn’t going to valk all de vay over here so I got dis nice gentleman to bring me. (She punches him again and he lands on the bench.) Sheriff, vould you like to take care of dis garbage?
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