Dave is not satisfied with the state of his life. His Threshing
Some wedding? Some wife? Some prize you are. Look at you, wasted away to nothin! The day we got married, I knew half the fellas in the county were watching us leave the church and sayin’ “By God, I wish I was him.” Little did they know. Now, those same fellas take one look... One look at you! And they say, “Thank God I’m not him!
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