Welcome 70s survivors! I'm Gloria Ste...

Welcome 70s survivors!

I'm Gloria Stern, and you made a giant step forward when you walked through those doors and chose to join the millions of people who embrace recovery by admitting that they are addicted to the 1970s.

This program is open to everyone, even men!

We, at Streakin’! are a group of modern professionals who prefer CB radios to cell phones.

Streakers believe denim is a perfectly acceptable fabric when choosing business or formal attire.

Let's start by taking a little test…

When I say, "Get down, boogie oogie oogie." Do you feel an anticipatory sensation of good times and happy days in your “special place”? Do you long to boogie till you just can't boogie no more? If so, then I’m OK and you’re OK.

Tonight, we’ll do a little role-playing and re-examine some of the incredible music of a much-maligned decade.

(The ENTIRE CAST applauds.)

Thank you. That’s from my new book, “Your Mind is Your Walkman.”

So it’s time to stand up and face the music by repeating this mantra…

(The ENTIRE CAST shouts.)

…the medium is the message and the message is in the sound bites of the 1970s.