George Worthington is a Republican senator and has been campaigning
Thank you! Thank you! I just want to say, I couldn’t have done it without myself. Oh, you know me, my friends. Just a little good-natured kiddin’. I know more than anybody else in this great and blessed land that I couldn’t have won without every one of you. Tonight’s victory is your victory! I’d also like to thank the voters of the great state of Littledumb, who decided once again that I’m the right choice to represent their interests in Washington. Of course, I’d also like to thank my lifelong sweetheart, Martha, for her unfailing support, and my son, George, Jr., who has helped me keep up with the new thinking all across America.
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