Mr. Collins, a clergyman, has decided the time has come to take a
START: Mr. Collins: (Sinks to his knees) Yes,yes - Elizabeth Marie Bennet -
[Lizzy: Not my middle name -]
Mr. Collins: I rejoice to inform you that I have chose you to be the partner - companion - HELPMATE of my life.
[Lizzy: Ohhh, Mr. Collins.]
Mr. Collins: Let me assure you of the violence of my affections!
[... … …}
END: Mr. Collins: And what better stalk, my sweet cousin, than that of my own ah- ah- vine? I came to Meryton expressly to find - select = CHOOSE a wfie, and I daresay I bring back quite a (bows) prize. (He pops back up; it’s on, now.)
[Lizzy: Mr. COLLINS!]
Mr. Collins: Of all my cousins currently available to choose from, you are the most desirable cousin!
Hamill, Kate, Pride and Prejudice, Dramatists Play Service, 2017.
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