START: Mr. Collins: _(Sinks to his knees...

START: Mr. Collins: (Sinks to his knees) Yes,yes - Elizabeth Marie Bennet -

[Lizzy: Not my middle name -]

Mr. Collins: I rejoice to inform you that I have chose you to be the partner - companion - HELPMATE of my life.

[Lizzy: Ohhh, Mr. Collins.]

Mr. Collins: Let me assure you of the violence of my affections!

[... … …}

END: Mr. Collins: And what better stalk, my sweet cousin, than that of my own ah- ah- vine? I came to Meryton expressly to find - select = CHOOSE a wfie, and I daresay I bring back quite a (bows) prize. (He pops back up; it’s on, now.)

[Lizzy: Mr. COLLINS!]

Mr. Collins: Of all my cousins currently available to choose from, you are the most desirable cousin!

Hamill, Kate, Pride and Prejudice, Dramatists Play Service, 2017.