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START: I’d like to run a brothel. I’d ru...

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Joe Orton

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Gender
Male
Playing Age
Young Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1
Time & Place
A house in England, 1965
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)

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START: I’d like to run a brothel. I’d run a two-star brothel. And if I prospered I’d graduate to a three-star brothel. I’d advertise, ‘By Appointment’. Like jam.
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END: I’d have a blonde bird who’d dyed her hair dark. And a dark bird who’d dyed her hair blonde. I’d have a midget. And a tall bird with big t#ts.

Joe Orton, Loot, Orton: The Complete Plays, Methuen, 1983, p. 226

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