Hal and Dennis have carried out a bank robbery and hidden the loot in
START: I’d like to run a brothel. I’d run a two-star brothel. And if I prospered I’d graduate to a three-star brothel. I’d advertise, ‘By Appointment’. Like jam.
END: I’d have a blonde bird who’d dyed her hair dark. And a dark bird who’d dyed her hair blonde. I’d have a midget. And a tall bird with big t#ts.
Joe Orton, Loot, Orton: The Complete Plays, Methuen, 1983, p. 226
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