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Officer Welch is not buying the buffoonery he sees at the dinner
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I’m going to say something now that isn’t a part of my official capacity. But I don’t believe one thing I’ve heard in this room. I think there were gunshots here tonight. I think someone or everyone is trying to cover up something.
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I’m so close to a promotion, I can smell it. And I’m not going to screw it up with this case...Do I start counting or do I start climbing up steps? It’s up to you.
Simon, Neil. Rumors Samuel French Acting Edition, pp.79-80.
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