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The Santa Interviews

FROSTY: Thumpity, thump, thump. Thumpity...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Genders
  • Female: 0
  • Male: 2
Playing Age
Early Teen, Late Teen, Child
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
The North Pole
Act/Scene
Act 1

Context

Text

FROSTY: Thumpity, thump, thump. Thumpity, thump thump! Hi Gimble!

GIMBLE: Frosty! Hey, you old snowman, how have you been?

FROSTY: I've been feeling a little on the slushy side. Darn global warming.

GIMBLE: May I take your hat?

FROSTY: Why thanks so much! (He takes off his hat. Magical music plays and Frosty suddenly stands completely still.)

GIMBLE: (Holding Frosty's hat.) Frosty? Frosty? You froze up for some reason. Oh I forgot! Your magic hat, Without it, you're just a regular snowman! (He puts the hat on Frosty's head.)

FROSTY: Happy Birthday! Where am I?

GIMBLE: You're at a job interview. For the cookie supervisor position. Remember?

FROSTY: That's right. Hi Gimble! How are the wife and kids?

GIMBLE: I don't have any. How's your wife?

FROSTY: Oh, she left me... for an avalanche.

GIMBLE: Oh dear.

FROSTY: Yeah, she just got swept away. I miss her so. (He takes off his hat in her honor -- and freezes.)

GIMBLE: Oh, Jingle All the Way! (He snatches Frosty's hat and puts it back on.)

FROSTY: Happy birthday! Where am I? Hi Gimble!

GIMBLE: Hi Frosty. Why don't you sit right here. (He guides Frosty to a place behind a desk.) Santa will be with you in a moment, he's just throwing another yule log on the fire.

FROSTY: Oh, that's why it feels so warm in here.

GIMBLE: Oh, should I ask Santa not to--

FROSTY: No, it's all right. I've been outdoors my whole life. (Fanning himself.) That's why I was hoping to get a new job inside Santa's Workshop. I won't be working too close to the cookie ovens, will I?

GIMBLE: Well, sometimes--

FROSTY: (From behind the desk, Frosty sinks lower and lower.) It is getting awfully toasty in here.

GIMBLE: Frosty? Are you shrinking?

FROSTY: No, no, I think the room is getting bigger.

GIMBLE: Oh Frosty! You're melting!

FROSTY: I'm fine. I'll just fan myself with my magic hat. (He takes off his hat to fan himself, then freezes. He disappears behind the desk.)

GIMBLE: Frosty?

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