Frosty the Snowman has applied for the job of chief cookie supervisor
FROSTY: Thumpity, thump, thump. Thumpity, thump thump! Hi Gimble!
GIMBLE: Frosty! Hey, you old snowman, how have you been?
FROSTY: I've been feeling a little on the slushy side. Darn global warming.
GIMBLE: May I take your hat?
FROSTY: Why thanks so much! (He takes off his hat. Magical music plays and Frosty suddenly stands completely still.)
GIMBLE: (Holding Frosty's hat.) Frosty? Frosty? You froze up for some reason. Oh I forgot! Your magic hat, Without it, you're just a regular snowman! (He puts the hat on Frosty's head.)
FROSTY: Happy Birthday! Where am I?
GIMBLE: You're at a job interview. For the cookie supervisor position. Remember?
FROSTY: That's right. Hi Gimble! How are the wife and kids?
GIMBLE: I don't have any. How's your wife?
FROSTY: Oh, she left me... for an avalanche.
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