Chris: Attention! Cast and crew! Let's gather. Gather, gather, gather! Form a circle. Better yet, a semi-circle. Just don't form a straight line; you all know how much I hate that. Are we all here?
(The Cast and Crew have gathered around their director)
Chris: Good. All right. Okay. First thing. Unfortunately, Doris, our stage manager, will not be attending tonight's rehearsal.
Dante: Why not?
Chris: She's not feeling well--I won't go into specifics.
Gina: (Putting on lipstick) She has mono.
Chester: (Quiet, shocked) The kissing disease.
Gina: She got it from Trevor.
Chris: It doesn't matter--Moving on to item number two. Since tech week begins today, we'll be working with our lighting designer. Jamie is up in the booth manning the controls, so make sure you find your light.