Lee: Is this where dumb students meet for a stupid meeting?
Beatrix: Yes, welcome. Everyone, this is Lee. She's our new ASB secretary.
Dante: What happened to Marty.
Beatrix: He can't write. Broken finger.
Dante: So, how did you get the job?
Lee: The judge says I have to do this. Part of my community service.
Dante: (Moves to HER) Ooh, what did you do?
Lee: Broke some kid's finger.
Dante: (Moves away) I think I'll sit over here.
Lee: So what am I supposed to do?
Beatrix: Keep a record of the meeting's agenda as it proceeds.
Chester: So far we have seconded the nomination to call a motion to vote for the meeting to begin.
Beatrix: Before we cast our votes, why don't we introduce ourselves to Miss Lee? I'm Beatrix Holiday, president of the Associated Student Body. You may recall