Lee: Is this where dumb students meet fo...

Lee: Is this where dumb students meet for a stupid meeting?
Beatrix: Yes, welcome. Everyone, this is Lee. She's our new ASB secretary.
Dante: What happened to Marty.
Beatrix: He can't write. Broken finger.
Dante: So, how did you get the job?
Lee: The judge says I have to do this. Part of my community service.
Dante: (Moves to HER) Ooh, what did you do?
Lee: Broke some kid's finger.
Dante: (Moves away) I think I'll sit over here.
Lee: So what am I supposed to do?
Beatrix: Keep a record of the meeting's agenda as it proceeds.
Chester: So far we have seconded the nomination to call a motion to vote for the meeting to begin.
Beatrix: Before we cast our votes, why don't we introduce ourselves to Miss Lee? I'm Beatrix Holiday, president of the Associated Student Body. You may recall last year's election in which my campaign promised to increaase school spirit by twenty percent.
Dante: Hi, I'm Dante Allegro. I'm the vice-president. If you voted in the last election, I'm sure you voted for me.
Chester: He was the only candidate. I'm Chester Crabinski. I'm the student body treasurer. I'm also the official font designer for the yearbook; the school district's highest ranking chess master; the resident herpetologist in the science club; the principal's honorary spokesperson against nerd-related violence; and I'm also the founding member of a twelve-step program known as Over-Achiever's Anonymous.
Beatrix: And this is out faculty representative, Professor Mustashay.

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