Troilus. Call here my varlet; I'll unarm...

[Enter TROILUS armed, and PANDARUS]

Troilus. Call here my varlet; I'll unarm again:

Why should I war without the walls of Troy,

That find such cruel battle here within?

Each Trojan that is master of his heart,

Let him to field; Troilus, alas! hath none.

Pandarus. Will this gear ne'er be mended?

Troilus. The Greeks are strong and skilful to their strength,

Fierce to their skill and to their fierceness valiant;

But I am weaker than a woman's tear,

Tamer than sleep, fonder than ignorance,

Less valiant than the virgin in the night

And skilless as unpractised infancy.

Pandarus. Well, I have told you enough of this: for my part,

I'll not meddle nor make no further. He that will

have a cake out of the wheat must needs tarry the grinding.

Troilus. Have I not tarried?

Pandarus. Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry

the bolting.

Troilus. Have I not tarried?

Pandarus. Ay, the bolting, but you must tarry the leavening.

Troilus. Still have I tarried.

Pandarus. Ay, to the leavening; but here's yet in the word

'hereafter' the kneading, the making of the cake, the

heating of the oven and the baking; nay, you must

stay the cooling too, or you may chance to burn your lips.

Troilus. Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be,

Doth lesser blench at sufferance than I do.

At Priam's royal table do I sit;

And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts,---

So, traitor! 'When she comes!' When is she thence?

Pandarus. Well, she looked yesternight fairer than ever I saw

her look, or any woman else.

Troilus. I was about to tell thee:---when my heart,

As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain,

Lest Hector or my father should perceive me,

I have, as when the sun doth light a storm,

Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile:

But sorrow, that is couch'd in seeming gladness,

Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness.

Pandarus. An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's---

well, go to---there were no more comparison between

the women: but, for my part, she is my kinswoman; I

would not, as they term it, praise her: but I would

somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I did. I

will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit, but---

Troilus. O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarus,---

When I do tell thee, there my hopes lie drown'd,

Reply not in how many fathoms deep

They lie indrench'd. I tell thee I am mad

In Cressid's love: thou answer'st 'she is fair;'

Pour'st in the open ulcer of my heart

Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice,

Handlest in thy discourse, O, that her hand,

In whose comparison all whites are ink,

Writing their own reproach, to whose soft seizure

The cygnet's down is harsh and spirit of sense

Hard as the palm of ploughman: this thou tell'st me,

As true thou tell'st me, when I say I love her;

But, saying thus, instead of oil and balm,

Thou lay'st in every gash that love hath given me

The knife that made it.

Pandarus. I speak no more than truth.

Troilus. Thou dost not speak so much.

Pandarus. Faith, I'll not meddle in't. Let her be as she is:

if she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she be

not, she has the mends in her own hands.

Troilus. Good Pandarus, how now, Pandarus!

Pandarus. I have had my labour for my travail; ill-thought on of

her and ill-thought on of you; gone between and

between, but small thanks for my labour.

Troilus. What, art thou angry, Pandarus? what, with me?

Pandarus. Because she's kin to me, therefore she's not so fair

as Helen: an she were not kin to me, she would be as

fair on Friday as Helen is on Sunday. But what care

I? I care not an she were a black-a-moor; 'tis all one to me.

Troilus. Say I she is not fair?

Pandarus. I do not care whether you do or no. She's a fool to

stay behind her father; let her to the Greeks; and so

I'll tell her the next time I see her: for my part,

I'll meddle nor make no more i' the matter.

Troilus. Pandarus,---

Pandarus. Not I.

Troilus. Sweet Pandarus,---

Pandarus. Pray you, speak no more to me: I will leave all as I

found it, and there an end.

[Exit PANDARUS. An alarum]

Shakespeare, William, Troilus and Cressida, Act 1, sc. 1