The guys have gathered together for their weekly poker game. However,
Start: Felix: (Moves to Murray) An ice-cold glass of beer for Murray.
Murray: (he reaches up for it) Thank you Felix.
Felix: (Holds glass back) Where’s your coaster?
[... … …]
End: Murray: (Turns back on landing) I’m not talking about my situation…(puts on jacket) I’m talking about yours!...Fate has just played a cruel and rotten trick on you...so enjoy it! (Turns to go, revealing “PAL” letters sewn on back of his jacket) C’mon Vinnie.
Simon, Neil. The Odd Couple, Samuel French, London, 1966, pp.41-7.
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