On Christmas morning the family gathers in the living room, where Son
Dad: Aren’t you going to open it?
Son: (unwraps the ribbon) Great bicycle! Thanks, Jim!
Dad: Well, that was a nice, little seven-story building you put up, Son.
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Mom: Scottish game, ‘tisn’t it?
Son: Oh yes, Scottish.
Sis: Very Scottish! (They all chuckle.)
For the full scene, see the video clips provided or refer to this script: Steve Martin. “WASP,” in Picasso at the Lapin Agile and Other Plays. Grove Press, 1996. pp.136-140.
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