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WASP

Dad Mom Sis Son

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Dad: Aren’t you going to open it?

Son: (unwraps the ribbon) Great bicycle! Thanks, Jim!

Dad: Well, that was a nice, little seven-story building you put up, Son.

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Mom: Scottish game, ‘tisn’t it?

Son: Oh yes, Scottish.

Sis: Very Scottish! (They all chuckle.)

For the full scene, see the video clips provided or refer to this script: Steve Martin. “WASP,” in Picasso at the Lapin Agile and Other Plays. Grove Press, 1996. pp.136-140.

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