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High on the Mountain

THOMAS singing High on the mountain.....

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
Characters
Genders
  • Female: 0
  • Male: 2
Playing Age
Late Teen
Style
Comedic
Length
Medium
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
Early morning, a cabin in the woods
Act/Scene
Act 1

Context

Text

THOMAS singing

High on the mountain..

Lo wind blowin’ free..

JAKE enters with his breakfast of fried eggs and sits in the other chair

Thinkin’ ‘bout the day that used to be

High on the mountain standin’ all alone

Wondering where the days of my life had flown…

THOMAS continues riffing around but not making an actual song

JAKE munching

Know when I was about 11. Dad tried to teach me how to ride a lawn mower. One of those rickety death traps. Not the kind that kinda’ look like a race car. Well.. I got on there.. Pair of my mom’s garden gloves. Boots too big. A Miami Dolphins cap of all things. And it got so shaky. Rattling and cuttin’, ratllin’ n cuttin’, it was like… God reached out to me from the heavens, picked me up and…

JAKE puts his hands together as if grabbing an imaginary person

Where’s my damn collection plate money boyyy!

I got off that damn mower and ran inside before anyone could see me cryin!.. Never again.. Good eggs.

THOMAS

GOBBLE! GOBBLE!

JAKE

Its chicken!

THOMAS

Fine, we’ll designate that a morally gray area.

JAKE

Don’t remember dad bein’ mad.. Just kinda.. I don’t know. Perplexed. Just said, “Jacob. its ok.”

THOMAS

I’s there.

JAKE

No you weren’t.

THOMAS

I’s always been there.

JAKE

...Guess so.

THOMAS

I’s there when you left summer camp early ‘cuz them big kids were pickin’ on you.

JAKE

Yeah.

THOMAS

There when you snuck outta’ Sunday school.

JAKE

Yep.

THOMAS

There when you nearly got kicked outta’ gym class for not jump ropin’.

JAKE

Damn Tom we got any good memories together?

THOMAS

Well there was that time in parking lot with Caroline-

JAKE

Sh#t you were there for that?!

THOMAS

No, but you told me all about it!

JAKE

Yeah.. well.. Who’s I supposed to tell?

THOMAS singing

When the road looks rough yooooonder!

JAKE

You gotta be so.. bellowing early in the morning?

THOMAS

Bet you wouldn’t say that to a rooster!

JAKE

Damn it Tom!

THOMAS takes out a cob pipe, fills it, lights it and takes a puff. Gently rocking away

THOMAS

H-hey Jake!

JAKE

Hmm?

THOMAS

I’m a baked turkey!

JAKE

Tom I told you. No one likes your jokes.

THOMAS

Hey the pastor liked that one joke

JAKE

The one that made him choke on potato salad?

THOMAS

Yesiree! ‘Cuz he was laughin’ so hard!

JAKE

No cuz we nearly gave him a heart attack.

THOMAS

Welp.. it was funny.

JAKE gets up pacing for a bit. THOMAS picks a bit

JAKE

I’m just thinkin’ bout winter. Bound to get cold.

THOMAS

Got blankets in the house.

JAKE

Yeh… Guess it's you an’ me.

THOMAS

Mhmmm.

JAKE

Better not hog the blankets!

THOMAS

I’m a turkey not a hog.

JAKE

Tom.. you’re plain unfunny.

THOMAS

GOBBLE! GOBBLE!

JAKE

Shh! You’ll stir up the Bobcats!

THOMAS

Bobcats

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